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today a regular customer came into my store and told me she’d ‘finished candy crush’ and tbh i didnt think that was possible. i thought it just generated levels forever, but apparently it has 4000 odd levels and it took her 4 years to complete. she even emailed them asking when there would be more levels and they told her she could play their other games or replay the existing levels jklsdkflsdf

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dailydishonesty:

I hate pooping at work, and I always think I can wait till I get home…but it doesn’t always work that way….

Daily Dishonesty by Nina Seng

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